Bart Bull

No use crying over split milk.

Some cultures like kites more than birds. (Translation into English [never my native language]: Some cultures prefer kites to birds.

The French — they're so German!

“You say one thing,” he said, “and then you say the exact opposite.” I thanked him for the compliment. “There’s a reason for that,” I said...

I've spent my whole life avoiding men's underwear...

from Patrick: "Rope? If I had any rope, I would have hung myself already..."

"You can beat a dead horse to water but you can't make him drink it." from How The West Was I

Here's the first line or two from the second chapter of my first novel or two, written way back...well, a while ago. And now, today, o...

"A lie can only thrive on truth; lies, heaped one upon another, lack substance." Isaac Bashevis Singer

"That's like trying to pick out your favorite leg." Jerry Reed, all-'round genius guy. . . and, ironically, a master picke...

What's not grim is good.

Elderly Bluesman, interviewing Little Stevie Spielberg: "So tell me, man — what is The Movies?" (from SPIN; John Lee Hooker profi...

Black Sabbath invented having the name of the band and the name of the first album and the name of the first song on the first album all be ...

Guess I shouldnt'a wiped that SuperGlue on my eyelids, huh?

Man, if you think I look young now, you should've seen me when I was young !