Bart Bull

“Boris, dah-link, wake up!  Seat belts must be fascinated!  We land now in Lost Angeles!  Wake up, dah-link!” [Vague sleepy mutteri...

He's late. It's not necessarily his fault, but he's late just the same.  Too late to do anything about it but sit tight in a ca...

Anybody can peel a banana once somebody shows you how.

Life is not in chronological order.

Let's not invade any place we can't pronounce.

I choose, and very actively, to avoid Twitter like the Black Fuckin' Plague.  Like the leper colony of Molokai, or that gnarly one in Ce...

Arizona is where the Old West crawled off to die. Or if not to actually die, at least to establish a cranky early retirement.

Arizona's first state governor wasn't a Pontiac dealer.  Instead, he was a Zoroastrian. It was the Pontiac dealer — the guy who ca...

Life is a pre-existing condition.

In a world where anything can happen, a lot of things occur.

The merrier, the merrier — more or less.

by Bart Bull By 1950, Hank Williams was the biggest thing in country music,  the biggest thing there'd ever been in country music, and...

How  Davy  Crockett, Walt Disney, Mitch Miller,  Tom Dooley and the Beverly Hillbillies Conspired To Invent Folk Music (originally publi...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.

When the Rolling Stones' processional played Los Angeles in the fall of 1981, the opening acts were the J. Geils Band, George Thorogood ...