by Bart Bull
published in Sounds,August, 1977(excerpt)
There isn’t anybody in the room that he doesn’t outweigh by 40 years. What album? somebody wants to know. Muddy rears back and shouts it —"Hard Again!” — his voice cuts through the cigarette smoke like an electric fan. One of the more truly drunken musicians wants to know if the title means what it says. Muddy rolls off another big laugh, a boomer. “Hell, I look like it, don’t I? Sometime it do and sometime it don’t!”
Another one of the acolytes crouching at his feet asks “You’re a grandfather now, right?”
“I’m a great-grandfather now. I got two great-grandchi’ren. I got one of my big grandsons here with me -- where is he? Six foot somethin’ . . . I got four grandchi’ren and two great grandchi’ren . . . and a young wife! Woooooooo-oooooooo! Gahdamn right! I got a young woman! “
Muddy’s rollin’ now. He’s got the whole room entranced. “See, my wife passed in ‘73 and I got a young woman! Gotta keep playin’, boy! ‘She got ways like a baby child! Sleep with her hand open, not her fist doubled up!' Yessir! Ahh, boy . . . so young she still have milk on her breath! At’s a young baby! And I like her, too! I run home every time I get a chance, I’m on my way. Three days there, and that seem like a month! Ready to play again!”
Muddy’s son, who serves as his father’s road manager, has been moving in and out of the room through all this. A slender, dapper little man, he stops to watch the last few moments of his father’s impromptu performance, then turns away. In the grand tradition of sons and fathers everywhere he’s a little embarassed by the old man and his hi-jinks.
Saturday, July 29, 2023
Muddy Waters — Sons And Fathers
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Labels: Blues, Muddy Waters, Sounds
Saturday, February 5, 2022
Aphorism 94; One of a series; collect the whole set!
I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Or maybe not to the death, but at least until I start to feel uncomfortable. Which you could fix, really, by not saying stuff that forces me into this situation.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Fund Fight at the OK Corral
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Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Aphorism No. 93; (One of an Series — Collecty the Whole Set!)
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2020
Guns N' Roses — Maybe The Only Great Band Of The '80s (from SPIN; December, 1988)
(One of the great advantages of living in LA in the 1980s, especially if you were West Coast Editor of SPIN or Vogue or Details — or hell, even if you weren't — was the whole hilarious buzzing hive of hair-bands swarming the Sunset Strip at night. Not that almost any of the bands were any good, by my lights (always, always, always with the exception of Guns N' Roses, who were magnificent in decay long before they had been around long enough to decay, or won any actual success to destroy). No, what mattered was the scene! The glorious unorganized scene blocking traffic on Sunset, the litter and the glitter and the purple spandex, the ripped jeans and the ripped fishnets under the skimpiest of skirts, the high-flying gravity-defying hair and underneath it all, paving the way by paying-to-play, a cluttered shag-carpet of flyers, of pastel gig posters. Literally — the sidewalk was solid flyers on any decent night, spilling and splattering across the westbound lanes of Sunset, which was pretty much at a complete halt anyway. The two ideal accessories any dude in a band aspired to posesss were a stripper girlfriend and a buddy who worked at Kinko's.)
In just the last few months, Axl has died of AIDS, OD'd on junk, and committed plain old simple suicide. The kids who keep track of each fresh version of his demise are desperate, determined to believe in his death. No matter how badly last week's rumor failed, they know this week's death-and-destruction story must be true. If not, next week's is a sure thing.
A generation of kids raised to shut up and succeed hear Guns N' Roses as a whole new way to just say no. They're right. Guns N' Roses are the great band of the '80s, maybe the only great band of the '80s. It looks to be okay with them if rock'n'roll is cemetary-bound, just as long as they can crash the after-party.
Placing style far in front of substance — exactly where it belongs — Guns N'R Roses flaunt a flash that jets them bast their peers. They look cooler onstage than everybody else, Axl dances way better than all the rest of the hair-rockers, Slash has that stupid stoned sheepdog thing of his cranked up past cartoonishness the original album cover offends everybody who can work up an excuse to be pissed off over it, their tattoos are a step above everybody else's, they spill liquor and cigarette ashes, they reek of sex and drugs and unspeakable acts. They're personal friends of Traci Lords.
It would be infinitely stupid if it didn't work. By rights, nothing should be as dopey as one more set of hairspray rockers, gang-banging all the usual cliches. It may even be infinitely stupid, but their huge audience can feel just how powerfully these guys believe the cliches, how intent they are to live their lives by them, how ravenous their appetite for destruction really is. The other bands of their ilk never seem to transcend their creepy need to please, never manage to seem much m ore than leather-clad yup-rockers, obsessed with record deals and management and Making It. Guns N' Roses seem obsessed with Fucking It, whatever it may be.
Style counts big, make no mistake. But let's say what hasn't been said: These guys are greater than style alone would allow, because the music is so wicked, so strong, so raw, so right. Axl is a wiser singer than all the rest of his generation; the band swallows their influences whole. Style counts big; something substantial lurks beneath. "Welcome to the Jungle" is a grim definiton of the city thata defies descripton, as dead-on as the Doors' "LA Woman." Raymond Chandler would have recognized its horror but there are no private dicks in this Hollywood. "Sweet Child O' Mine," on the other hand, is the high-sucrose doggerel that teenage girls hope the cute boy from biology will be inspired to scrawl in their yearbook on the last day of school just before vanishing into dreamy summer — and as such, as doggerel and pap and powerful true sentiment, it's brilliant, moving, an unimpeachable hit, the song that will define the summer of '88 in ten million hearts.
If it's amazing that the great band of the '80s should arrive ion the guise of that great empty vessel of the '80s, the long-haired hard-rocker, it's only all the more surprising all the more fitting. It's a little bit as though the Sex Pistols waited until everybody had short spikey hair and played fast and sloppy and wore ripped clothes with slogans and then, once things were locked in place and predeictable, emerged full-blown, fully-bloomed, terrible in their beauty and elegant in the absence of limits. Every time Guns N' Roses llaunches into another commercial possiblility and then Axl shouts its chances right off the radio with one more "fuck off," with one more boast about drinking and driving, with all the band's will to be better than everybody else dat being bad, Guns N' Roses looks like all that's left of rock'n'roll. And that's a lot.
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Labels: Axl Rose, Guns N' Roses, SPIN, Sunset Strip
Monday, March 2, 2020
Aphorism N0 91 — One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
Reporting costs; opinions are free.
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Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Google Throws A Minstrel Show
In honor of B.B. King's 94th birthday, Google has re-animated the King of the Blues as the witless and unwitting star of a jaunty, gaudy minstrel show. Jaunty and gaudy were and are essential parts of minstrelsy, of course, and so is authenticity. And this is authentically and awe-inspiringly awful.
Go have a look, while it lasts. The soundtrack is King's undying cover of "The Thrill Is Gone," the gorgeous one with perfect orchestral strings, the one that served to cross him over at long last to a white audience, an audience that mostly understood him as a guitar hero, rather than as among the very finest of singers of his time. But as that song is minced to meet Google's needs, the animated King of the Blues is force-fit into those needs too, while fitting other needs that are far older and perhaps even stronger than the marketing urges of a 21st Century corporate leviathan.
The King sings, if only in the background, but he is absurdly voiceless in Google's cartoon, and his hands wave at the guitar just the way they wave in the air, It is the timeless gesture of the blackface minstrel, spanking a banjo, slapping a tambourine, waving jaunty hands high over a face frozen in a grin. Go watch it. Go see.
This gaudy, jaunty, colorful cartoon! So lively! So crude! So relentlessly happy! Rendered in the fauxlk-art primitivism that has become synonymous with patronization of black Americans at least since the arrival of the House of Blues chain of restaurants with nightclubs attached, this perky homage coincides sometimes with details of B.B. King's actual biography, while the blues king resembles B.B. King not the least. But this thing's far greater concern, perhaps not realized by its creators, is the ferocious need of blackface minstrelsy to show itself, to show off, to show its face, and to own those who won't own up.
Thus, all in delightful faux-primitive cartoon colors, we are offered: Plantation Shack; Bib Overalls; Country Church; Highway 49 Road Sign; grinning Street Singer (money flies to his feet!);Welcome To Memphis; WDIA & Beale Street; Bus bearing King's name; Map of the Southeast; blue-tinted Black Man with Guitar (minstrel hands waving in front of him); Lucille; Recording Studio; Vinyl Records swirl; grinning Fans, black and white, clutching records; Blues King's hand waves high in the air as he boards a Plane for Africa, grinning; his colorful Tuxedo changes colorfully as he plays Paris! Rome! Tokyo!; Blues King's Suit acquires minstrelsy's stripes as he opens Blues Club; B.B. King Boulevard; Now Leaving Memphis; Highway 61; Welcome To Indianola, Mississippi; B.B.King Museum & Delta Interpretive Center; white-haired, white-lipped King of Blues grins, waves his cartoon hands across his cartoon Guitar.
Go have a look at it, while it lasts. It may well last, in its way, forever. And then, perhaps, go have a listen — but elsewhere, please — to the version of "The Thrill Is Gone" that this minstrel show tries to harness, tries to share-crop, tries to borrow and return as damaged goods. Go listen, or don't. It doesn't matter whether you do or don't. It will last forever too.
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Merle Haggard, 1988, from SPIN
But Randy Travis' third record wasn't nearly as strong as his first two, and while his singing style becomes more his own all the time, it still belongs to Merle. And after suiting himself inside the Buck Owens sound, Dwight Yoakam did the honorable thing and dragged Buck out of retirement, introducing him to a younger audience that knew him only as that grinning specimen who used to host "Hee Haw," not as the creator of the hottest string of hit singles in country music of the '60s. Hank Williams, Jr., is the most popular performer in country today, and in '88 he retired the trophy for Dumb. If the South woulda only won the war — which war? The war! — the lower half of the U.S. would be free to be as racist and jingoistic and dopey as Junior himself. In one of the few moments of modesty in all of Junior's career, he declared himself president of his Arkansas of the minds rather than Most Confederate Emperor or Supreme Exhausted Ayatollah. It was a hit.
At least it wasn't bland. Blandness, the common denominator of country musc for years, seems to have slipped off the charts and into history. (Sappiness and corniness, thank God, will be with us always.) The newer the stars are, the more traditional they seem, leaving those who'd been trying to cross over by staying in the middle of the road looking ludicrous.
And as Ricky Van Shelton and k.d. lang and the Judds and K.T. Oslin redefine country by renewing its long-hidden strengths, Merle Haggard goes, as ever, his own way. His music has always been based on tradition, on all the jazz, blues and Western swing roots buried beneath country's surfaces, and he's only changed it to suit his own whims, not those of the marketplace. Chill Factor, his current record, is a melancholy, craggy thing, a rare tone to hear in any kind of popular music, and it crackles like campfire embrers alongside an icy mountain. Merle Haggard is country music in 1988, as tradition is rekindled in 100 fresh ways, and in the end, Merle Haggard is nothing but himself.
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Monday, July 1, 2019
Aphorism No. 82: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
The default of reporting is doubt.
Its corollary is wonder.
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Friday, May 17, 2019
Aphorism No. 83; One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set
All reporting is "investigative reporting," or else it's publicity.
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Thursday, September 6, 2018
How Burt Reynolds Personally Invented Film Noir (Version Bronzage du Soleil) Late One Friday Evening On His Front Porch In The Everglades
Stick, starring Burt Reynolds, directed by Burt Reynolds
by Bart Bull
published in the Arizona Republic
(For almost exactly one year, I reviewed movies for the daily newspaper in my hometown. It was weird, and weirdly fun, and weird too. Seeing pretty much every movie that came out over the course of a year gave me the sense that the movie business was coming unstuck at the seams. Which, I'd now say, it was. Anyway, I did get to see Burt Reynolds' Stick, and for some reason, I was getting away with murder as far as movie-reviewing goes, so...
I'd hate to have anyone go see Stick on my say-so, but if you're even half-ass faintly interested in Burt Reynolds as a movie-star/phenomenon/entity/whatchyacallit, you can't hardly afford to miss it.
Not that it's any good, because Stick is one of the most inept, uncoordinated, disjointed, confused, and super-completely-confusing movies you'll ever pay to see. There are times when you're not going to believe that anybody could ever have released so limp a blimp, but there it is, stinking loudly from right off the screen.
Burt Reynolds is the director as well as his own movie's star — oh, and Burt Reynolds is indubitably the whole thing's auteur – lock, stock, and stolen hub-caps. Everything about Stick is nothing, if not an dim reflection of his sensibilities; set in Miami [in the high-water moment of the massive cultural ascendency of Miami Vice] this movie keeps edging uneasily toward the Everglades, where a man's man can let his chest hair breathe, where his toupee may freely flap in the swampy breeze of his airboat's prop-wash. What works about Stick is not the plot or the characterization or the acting — it's the curious inadvertent obsessiveness that keeps oozing through all the gaps, like gooey gumbo mud between your toes.
Anyone who has ever spent time around Miami and its horny little sister Miami Beach knows that they can reek of evil. They reek of evil, in the finest and most florid moments, like an orchid pinned on a debutante who lost her virginity to a brother-in-law who's currently looking after her family's fortune. As much and even more than Los Angeles, Miami is the perfect setting for a detective thriller and if Stick is too loose-ended to be very thrilling, it manages all the same to be extraordinarily evil. Shoddy and slapdash, as finely tuned as your boss's home movies from his vacation in Yosemite, Stick haphazardly manages to be a filmic landscape of the second humid circle of art deco hell.
I'd talk plot but I got lost only moments after the credits rolled and I'd defy you to do much better. This one's even more boggled a mystery than City Heat [Ex post facto historical note: City Heat was an equally or perhaps even more disastrous film, financially, aesthetically, and spiritually, from the previous Christmas, almost immediately buried deep in an unmarked grave, co-starring Burt and Clint Eastwood, who so clearly had such little time for one another that they barely appeared in any scenes together, which necessarily meant adding secondary characters attached to and orbiting each Star in order that they could each explain out loud what was going on in the plot since the Star under loud expository semi-cinematic discussion had last been seen in the picture long minutes or so before, which seemed, under the circumstances, especially with the added expositional dialog, like hours ago, or from a different decade's movie}; Osterizer ought to get a scriptwriting credit. Plot doesn't matter here and neither does character because Reynolds is as thoroughly lost in his image as any screen actor has ever been. He has no idea at this point whether he's Gator McCluskey, or W.W. of the Dixie Dance Kings or the man who diddled Cat Dancing or Dan August or Stroker Ace or Smokey or the Bandit. He wears, at one point, the same zipped down wetsuit he wore in Deliverance; he wears, at nearly every other point, the same silly smirk he's worn every time he's done a movie with his acting skills set on cruise-control.
As for anybody else, they're uniformly atrocious. Charles Durning is Shelley Winters; Candice Bergen plays the smirking blonde debutant who looks like Candice Bergen; the greasers are greaseballs; the greaseballs are greasers. It's greasy. I'm near-positive that no more racist movie has come out of Hollywood in years, and I don't think it's any coincidence that it contains one of the greatest funniest and most cutting characterizations of a black survivor (excepting only Pryor and Murphy) that the screeen has seen since the '60s.
Early on, this thing feels like Burt sat out on the porch one Friday evening in Florida, getting drunk and throwing beer cans at flamingos while he watched Miami Vice, and and then and there decided to direct and produce his own segment of the show. While he was at it, he decided to guest star too, and then he forgot to include any of the show's actual stars in at all. By Saturday afternoon, he'd shot the basic footage; Sunday, he slept off his hangover. On Monday morning LA time, long after noon in the Everglades, he began making phone calls.
When the show's producers rejected his concept on the following Friday, he got drunk all over again and decided to turn the project into a full-length feature blockbuster, the kind of thing that would revitalize his whole career. Jerry Reed was busy in Nashville; Loni Anderson wouldn't return his calls; Tammy Wynette told him to get lost; Dinah Shore was golfing; Sally Field had an Oscar and didn't need him any more; Dom DeLuise was too busy taping GladBag commercials. Then came the final indignity: Pontiac refused to provide another Trans Am.
Nothing could stop him, no obstacle was too high. This movie was gong to get made. When he saw Glenn Frey's video for "Smuggler's Blues," he tried to get Frey involved. When Frey's manager Irving Azoff wouldn't return his calls, Burt hired a guy who looked a lot like Glenn Frey after about ten tequilas too many and stuck him in the movie. That would teach 'em.
He would make this movie, he would direct it himself, he would be the biggest movie star in America again, and the biggest director and the biggest dinner-theater owner in Florida too.
He thought about composing the score himself but decided the critics would say he was over-reaching. He'd personally witnessed the fall of Jackie Gleason, who'd once based himself in Florida too. It was too late to consider another man's mistakes.
Carol Burnett's personal assistant left a message on the answering machine that said she'd only do it if the location was in Hawaii. He considered it for a moment but he already had too much Miami footage from that first long weekend. If he had it all to do over, he'd have set it in the Okefenokee Swamp, and Stick would have been a runnin' gunnin' moonshinin' redneck devil-may-care detective. It was too late for that now. It was too late for a lot of things.
He established a film endowment at Tampa Community College; the first term's class project would be a documentary entitled The Making of Stick, Starring Mr. Burt Reynolds. Midway through the project, the 20-year-old coed producing the film quit to become a stand-up comic in Hollywood — the Hollywood in California, not the one in Florida. The documentary would never be completed.
As the studio head examined the rushes and rough cuts from Stick, they began to get nervous. "Burt looks like refried death," one let slip to Marilyn Beck. They threatened to shut the production down unless Burt submitted to a full physical examination. The results have never been made public but Stick, intended to be released last fall, was reslotted into the spring schedule to compete head-to-head, mano a mano with Fraternity Vacation and Cave Girl and Gotcha and Gymkata. There was a slim hope that Burt might still draw the crowds.
And when it was done, when it was all over, when it was released at last and attacked by the critics and ignored by audiences from coast to coast, he knew that he had won. He knew that he'd made a movie that was truly and completely decadent, that smelled as much of rot and corruption and depravity as Florida itself, that was as loose-knit as a lunatic's hit-list, that was as lost and out of control as Hollywood.
He was Burt Reynolds, after all, last of the real movie stars, and this movie was his own.
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Labels: Arizona Republic, Bart Bull, Burt Reynolds, Candice Bergen, Carol Burnett, Charles Durning, Clint Eastwood, Dinah Shore, Jerry Reed, Loni Anderson, Sally Field, Tammy Wynette
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
The Ladder of Success; a letter from Ted Hawkins
Booking No 6872-844
Terminal Annex
Los Angeles CA 90054
Dear Bart:
This will acknowledge receipt of the literature you sent me dated February 28, 1983. Thank you for the Mention you gave me in your year-end review listing. If that doesn't Make Me look good, nothing else Will. Especially the part where you put Me Up With Mr. Bruce Springsteen; that caused the people here to look at Me With their Mouth hung open, in surprise. I haven't had the pleasure of hearing Mr Springsteen sing before, however I've been told Many times that he is a great big super star. And is one of the best singers in the World. Are you sure you didn't Mean to Tie Me With some one else? Am I really that good? I remain humble.
I've got a private lawyer thanks to My Wife's begging, pleading and crying, she talked a private lawyer into excepting a retainer fee for $75.oo. The fee in full is $500.oo. He will allow us to pay him on time. I am very optimistic about the Outcome of the Whole thing now. All I need is an agent to assist Me in Causing the Album to become a periodical publication. The public is not buying the record fast because they haven't heard it. No Matter how good a record sound, if there's No one to push and permote it, It's going nowhere. Any agent knows that in Order to sell the Artist's records, One first has to sell the Artists. Thats the agents job. And I know Not the Whereabouts of such a person. I would perfer a femail for an agent rather than a Mail. I can relate to a Woman better then I can a Man, in Any Circumstances. I am More incline to take their advice quicker. During your daily Activities, if you stumble across one please inform Me.
Thank you for investigating regards to the lone that I asked from Rounder. But I don't need them now. I'll take care of it. I can't wait to read about Myself in Mother Jones. Thanks for sending the press clips. It Mean So Much to Me, to know that people are reading about Me in some parts of the World.
Very Truly Yours,
"Ted Hawkins"
Theodore Hawkins, Jr.
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Thursday, May 31, 2018
Aphorism No. 90; One of a Series; Collect The Whole Set!
The brain is not located on the tip of the tongue.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018
The Wise King (from "The Devil's Waiting Room — Fairy Tales For The Over-Grown" )
by Bart Bull
for Tom Wolfe; Thanks, dude.
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Saturday, May 12, 2018
Aphorism No. 84; One of Series; Collect the Whole Set!
A guideline for future CIA directors:
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