Thursday, May 13, 2010
Fuck A Duck; A Flocking of Canards
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Labels: Annabelle de Croÿ, Bernard Natan, Gilles Willem, le Femis, Pathé, Vichy Government
Escoffier, Stanley & Me (& Danny, Tiger of the Balkans)
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Friday, April 16, 2010
Exclusive! Hank Williams' Pulitzer Prize Acceptance Speech, April 2010
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Labels: Hank Williams Pulitzer Prize
Monday, April 12, 2010
En Dernier Canard
Seeing as how this whole darn Duck deal has landed in my lap, it occurred to me that I better do that orderly asymetrical three-on-a-plate thing. Went to the market, and there were the usual absurdly cheap "canard manchions." Duck drumsticks, basically. And the reason they're so absurdly cheap is because they're so absurdly tough. Because ducks are made for swimming, and that's just what they do. They're muscle-y, tendon-y little bastards, those canards enchainé, and you've got to cook them slowly. You can make confit from them, if you have the patience, but I decided to see if I could swim against the current, and paneé them, poelle' them. Ever so slowly. We shall see.
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Labels: Bernard Natan, canard manchion, Malcolm McLaren, Roger Ebert, Russ Meyer
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Duck, Duck, Duck! Malcolm McLaren: Sex Pistol Man, That's What I Am...
Only just a mere six or seven million years ago, I dined with Malcolm McLaren. There were others in attendance as well, like James Truman and Roger Trilling and so forth. It was a good deal like a Hollywood version of The Drones Club. I had nothing to do, I hasten to assure you, with the choice of location, with the food, with the mise en anytheeng. Of this you may be sure, because it was a Chinese restaurant in Beverly Hills, which you can be double-damn-dead-certain I would never have suggested, thank you very much (and as Malc was famous for never even considering picking up the check, I don't know that we can blame him either) and I damn sure wasn't going to have us eating at a hoi-toi Chinese place in Beverly for God's sake Hills, when with a merest jaunt East on the freeway we could have been in Monterey Park, the largest assemblage of astonishing Chinese food on the North American continent. No doubt over the course of the meal I ingraciously mentioned this. I probably couldn't help myself.
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Labels: Duck Rock, Malcolm McLaren, World's Famous Supreme Team
Monday, March 29, 2010
Aphorism Number Sixty-Four; (One of A Series: Collect The Whole Set!)
What could be more repulsive to a woman than a rock critic?
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
Aphorism Sixty-Three (One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set)
Real rednecks think dumb is a virtue; fake rednecks are even dumber than that.
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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Aphorism Sixty-Two: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
"I don't want to talk to the angels — I want to talk to God."
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Sunday, December 27, 2009
From Elvis, The Colonel & Me: Elvis — A Golden Celebration
for Hardy Price
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Aphorism Sixty-One: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
"I know when I'm serious, even if no one else does."
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Monday, December 21, 2009
Aphorism Sixty: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
History, whatever it may be, is not helping liars tell their lies.
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Friday, December 4, 2009
Aphorism Fifty-Nine: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
I don't look for irony. It looks for me.
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Aphorism (sorta) Fifty-Eight: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
I was Dr. Pepper and she was Mrs. Hyde.
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Aphorism Fifty-Seven: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
No use crying over split milk.
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Monday, September 28, 2009
Aphorism (Sort of) Fifty-Six: One of a Series; Collect the Whole Set!
Some cultures like kites more than birds.
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