Friday, August 31, 2007

Aphorism Number Ten: Video Games (One of a Series; Collect 'em All)

Very simply, here is the purpose of any video game:
Electrical impulses jam-ass their way toward an adrenal gland that had previously been engaged in the equivalent of watching "Laverne And Shirley" re-runs. It's a jolt of jazz-juice right up the ol' survival instinct.

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